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Thomas the Chaos Dwarf Train

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    @Tarriff9 months ago Truly an iron daemon
    +let' s go to 100k subscribers this year! Please subscribe to support this channel!.
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    @Onyxavis9 months ago Everyday tariff climbs the highest mountains, crosses the broadest deserts and dives the deepest oceans to find whatever plant makes him high enough to come up with this wonderful shit. 213
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    @GrenzRell9 months ago Alright, who spiked tariff' s drinks with the chaos again? 151
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    @RustyKnightGaming9 months ago Beautifal th' omack the iron daemon. 254
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    @paweelospl34579 months ago I' m a train conductor and in all honestly i can say that trains shouldn' t jump out to flatten the stunty. They usually throw themselves under it without any help. 193
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    @TheWarmachine3759 months ago Thomas the Chaos Dwarf Tank: "PAIN TRAIN COMING THROUGH!" 13
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    @Gwindelin0119 months ago Goddammit i laughed the shit out of myself without resistance. 17
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    @HouseOfAlastrian9 months ago Built for maximum confusion and delay.
    also. Chaos dwarf fat controller will have the tallest hat of all of the dawi zharr.
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    @ivan555999 months ago This is so cursed, that this desrves a miniature conversion. 5
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    @reeceshugrue61679 months ago One day thomas will answer what happened to all the greenskin laborers he transported at the grimgor trials. 39
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    @DaThingOnTheDoorstep9 months ago The amazing thing is, tarriff didn' t even stitch the audio together himself, it' s all just the evil gibberish the chaos dawi speak. 23
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    @bubbasbigblast85639 months ago " once upon a time, in a colony far fromwhere the land was yet still forested and green, there lived a group of young chaos dwarfs. among them was an aspiring priest gifted with fire magic named zarkh gazherath, who simply refused to damage the landscape around him. #39; it' s toohe would say, #39; how could i possibly do such terrible things? #39; and so, ever day, zarkh would board thomas so he could work extra hard himself, barely meeting the quotas that spared the forest harm, which thomas found very
    " then, one day, zarkh learned a group of his slaves were missing. #39; where can i find them? Zarkh wondered, and thomas suggested that they must have run to the forest, which hid all manner of lesser beings. Together, they searched absolutely everywhere, and eventually found a group of elves laughing and drinking over their corpses! #39; no! #39; cried zarkh, #39; i can' t protect the forest if i don' t have slaves to meet the quotas! Why would you do such a terrible thing? #39; the elves sneered at him: #39; all forests are our forests, and now, you will die for daring to step foot inside one! #39; and then, the elves all aimed their bows at zarkh! "
    " zarkh, drawing greatly upon his power for the first time, unleashed an immense firestorm that instantly incinerated the elves, but the fire also quickly spread, and soon, the whole forest was ablaze! Zarkh felt very terrible, as he had now lost everything. Thomas, having had enough of all this, said, #39; your fire has incinerated the elves in the forest, their treemen allies, and uncovered all the riches they wanted to keep for themselves! Hashut is pleased with your use of gifts, so you must be pleased with yourself as
    " and so, zarkh, found himself feeling foolish, and agreed to live properly from then on. He and thomas would, from then on, go out and acquire slaves and materials until the whole forest was gone, which made them both very powerful, and very proper, as befitting one of zarkh' s abilities. The end. "
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    @ilikethiskindatube9 months ago Thomas the chaos dwarf train encounters the trolley problem. Thomas goes down one track, reverses then goes down the other track. 12
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    @RawCauliflower9 months ago I was hoping that the daemon engines would be redesigned to look something like this, given how ca has made good redesign choices for other units. Its . ...Expand 110
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    @tresmol31039 months ago This, this is the ultimate purpose of the voice a. I tech. 6
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    @thesaviorofsouls52109 months ago Few people know this but drifting the train is the ideal way to deal the maximum amount of carnage among your target, that being stunties, dragon perverts etc. 11
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    @dustyfox65119 months ago I miss the days of fielding 3 trains as an army on the tabletop. 5
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    @darthnihilus62119 months ago Perfect for letting the entire song be in the dawi-zharr language. 12
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    @hjluke48079 months ago This will ruin a lot of childhood exactly what an agent of chaos will do. 5
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    @Xelatheshep9 months ago So does this mean that zhatan the black is the fat controller? 10
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    @matejkundrik94829 months ago Now we need more videos about his friends. 29
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    @lazyreaivy9 months ago If i remember right thomas had a helicopter as a friend, corrupted gyro-copter: d. 9
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    @inductivegrunt949 months ago This is so absolutely cursed and i love it! My childhood has now been tainted by chaos and i' ll never be able to look at it the same way again. Thank you tariff for this amazingly cursed creation. 17
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    @Kaonium7 months ago This needs a mod as a field unit with this terrifying song playing while its in combat. 1
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    @matejkundrik94829 months ago Starring greasus as the fat controller. 3
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    @MiguelSanchezDelVillar9 months ago So this is the new legendary hero? Makes sense. 16
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    @scienceme97949 months ago Thomas is really putting in the work for sir topham hashut. 4
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    @charadreemurr70519 months ago That was fucking cursed. Holy shit. D. 3
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    @markkiefer32439 months ago I didnt think you could top skrag' s song last week. Now i realize you were just practicing your dark work for this unholy masterpiece. Bravo. 11
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    @Dayz3O69 months ago Tarriff please lay down the coke, this is for your own health. 2
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    @roelieboelie39609 months ago This is exactly how i would expect thomas to be tho if he got warped by chaos. 10
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    @herrgargoyel65769 months ago The dank weed engine giving the ork laborers something to look forward to on break lol. 1
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    @100Servings9 months ago I' d congratulate you, but that would be heresy and the witch hunters have been particularly active around here. 3
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    @omarmukhtar31519 months ago Welp, there' s my nightmares for the next week all lined up. 2
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    @sneedchuckington9 months ago Finally, a worthy foe for the skibidi toilet. 3
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    @KMD_362rd9 months ago Hes look so cute haha . . .
    now do thomas was following orders.
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    @madevilgenius75479 months ago I sorta programed the house roomba to play this when it cleaning. 1
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    @snaplordmeep67489 months ago The true chaos in thomas the chaos dwarf train is that it doesnt need rails to operate. 2
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    @Redacted699 months ago Truly and autistic masterpiece true art. 2
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    @747GhostDogg9 months ago Would had been even more funny if it was hitting the (man in the top hat " in the end. Still brought a smile to me face. 1
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    @bigj71629 months ago Jesus christ! That woul be the most horiffic thing in the whole game! 1
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    @jakubreliga25499 months ago Pain glove/10 glorius truly the staple of our time.
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    @michalpiotrgorecki9 months ago This and carbot cyclones thomases are incredible cursed art.
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    @Unknown-lf2kl9 months ago You know what that works way too perfectly for not to become a mod made in the future. 1
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    @TheWarmachine3759 months ago Grungi: " i banish you to the shadow realm! "
    thomas the chaos dwarf tank:
    grungi: " much better. "
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    @awesomehpt89389 months ago Everyone should stop driving cars. We should all drive iron daemons with dreadquake mortars. 2
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    @user-ur3jh9jr5e8 months ago I feel like someones in deep pain inside that train. 1
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    @johnsmith69749 months ago Chaos dwarf are the bad guys!
    but they have trains?
    well. Yes but.
    i like trains steve.
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    @awesomehpt89389 months ago Im sick of using the replay button. Make a ten hour version? 7
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    @mattthekiller91299 months ago What does the train use as fuel? Dried up orc slaves? 1
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    @captainhindsight69949 months ago Thanks tarriff, guess i dont sleep for a while lol.
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    @BrotherMicheal9 months ago - even though i know they are talking Chaos Dwarf Language (am i wrong in this?), yet i really don't know why i keep hearing "They gonna dodge that" right there. .. ...Expand 1
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    @killergekos9 months ago Day 1 of praying to hashut that this becomes a mod.
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    @CommanderBohn9 months ago Kinda cute fora homicidal daemonic engine powered by souls and hate.
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    @Pandarian3009 months ago Hmm i wonder if iron deamon are truly possessed by daemon? Cuz if it is then it should scream like hell!
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    @nvmtt14039 months ago All i wanted was to be a useful engine. Useful engines always arrive on time. Useful engines follow orders. "
    " and were you aware of w " i had only a vague idea sir. I knew they were prisoners. I never knew what was going to. I just. I had my orders and i followed them sir. Useful engines follow orders. "
    " and you never once asked about your orders? Who these people were? Where you were taking them, and why? "
    " useful engines don' t ask questions. It wasn' t my job to know. It was my job to arrive on time. "
    " did you ever consider why the carriages were full on the way there, and always empty on the way back? "
    " i am around coal-powered tank engines all day, every day. I know the smell coal makes when it burns. I knew that the smoke in that place wasn' t coal. "
    " and you took thousands of goblins there every day, for two full years? "
    " those were my orders. If i didn' t follow them i would be dead too. A useful engine always follows orders, and there was no place in the realm for useless engines. "
    " so you valued your life over the lives of the countless innocent goblins you carried to their deaths? "
    " do you think they would still be alive if i didn' t? Don' t you think they would have found another engine to arrive on time? Those people were dead before they even stepped on the platform. Nothing i could have done would have changed that. The only difference between me and them was that i had a choice; a choice to move forward and live, or stay put and die. I made the choice for the lowest possible number of people to die. Isa crime? "
    " if you knew what was happening, why did you agree to take the job in the first place? "
    " you think i knew then? All anyone knew then was that things were better than they had been. The trains were running on time and if you didn' t ask too many questions you could have a good life. We were still confident that victory was on the horizon. I only found out what was going on when it was too late for me to say no. There were no choices left for me then - move forward or stay put; live or die. "
    " why do you think you were given the job you were given? Why not transporting troops or supplies to the front? What do you think they saw in you that made you
    " i was never there first choice! The dawis had bombed the realms infrastructure to smithereens, there was nobody else left. You bombed herr gordon, herr james, herr percy. They chose me because they had to choose someone and their first choices were all dead. "
    " so you were the last resort? "
    " everyone else was gone. I only survived because i kept my head down and followed orders, like a useful engine should. "
    " so if you were truly the last engine they could call upon, you could have saved those people? "
    " what? I never said that. What are talking about? They were already dead, all i could do was follow my orders. "
    " and if you refused to follow them, there was nobody left to replace you? "
    " is that not what you said thomas? You were never the first choice? Everyone else was gone? Move forward or stay put, and you chose to go forward? "
    engines follow orders and arrive on time. "
    " and it didn' t matter what you were useful for, as long as you were useful for
    " useful engines follow orders. "
    " was it useful for the goblins you carried to the camp? "
    " you would have done the same. You all would. "
    " i' m sorry? What do you mean by that? "
    " the only difference between you and i, sir, is that i can see the tracks i follow. If you were on the tracks, you' d have followed them too. "
    " do you regret what you did? "
    " thomas? Do you regret it? "
    " i see those gates every time i close my eyes. Every time i sleep i hear the crying cubs and smell the. "
    " the crying cubs, thomas. "
    " do you still feel like useful engine now, thomas, because you followed orders and arrived on time? "
    " kill me or let me go. You punish me either way. I can only follow the tracks, i don' t get to decide where they lead. "
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    @dragonofelder50119 months ago Please tell me there is a graphics mod.