Strictly for Star Wars and Take That fans. Anyone else will just have no idea.
Han and Chewie broke up and Han couldn't take it, so he recorded this song (lyrics below)
Take That - Chewbacca For Good
I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of chewie beside me
Got a person's arm from when he ripped it off
Got a fist of pure wookie hair
Got his old hyrdospanner
Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want chewbacca for good
Whenever I'm wrong just go *wookie noise* and i'll shutup
You'll be right and understood
Unaware but underlined I watched "Episode 1"
And in the corner of my mind they shouldn't celebrate glory
Because that film was so shit
In the twist of separation you excelled at being a wookie
It's not wise to upset a wookie
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want chewbacca for good
Whenever I'm wrong just go *wookie noise* and i'll suck it
You'll be right and understood
And we'll fly the millenium falcon
"what a piece of junk"
"she'll make point five past lightspeed
she may not look like much
but shes got it where it counts, kid"
so complete in our love
we will never be uncovered again
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want chewbacca for good
Whenever I'm wrong just go *wookie noise* and I'll suck it
You'll be right and understood
Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it
I just want chewbacca for good
Whenever I'm wrong just go *wookie noise* and I'll be quiet
You'll be right and understood
I guess now it's time, that chewbacca came back for good
(George Lucas, Take That and people on Google Images property, not mine)