@ph1lza3 years agoAnother edit comin in from the wife (kristin! D. 26266
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@aaronthestuffguy34853 years ago" sure grandpa go back to sleep" and that ladies and gentlemen is how i lost it. 3233
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@nvight62583 years ago" i don' t need acard, i will merely just break out" thats our phil. 2781
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@brittanybroquadio88463 years agoPhil i cannot canonically give you a get out of jail free card djsjswjsb. 1993
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@mazing69593 years agoAwesamdude: " i built the most secure prison in all of also awesamdude: " what are iron blocks" 2071
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@mirandarose52983 years agoThe ill build you a memory machine i dont wanna remember this was so funny. 1868
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@CloutmasterPhluphyy3 years ago" i' ll kill you and not write it down before i steal from phil" has to be the most badass threat i' ve heard. 4110
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@cosmiccookie77153 years agoCenturies are mere childs play for me, ive seen many like you fall and you will not be the last sure grandpa go back to sleep. 1147
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@Ace_Unic0rn3 years agoSam; *being sassy as he can* ranboo; *full gen z mode while defending phil' s honour* phil; *wise old dad that' s foolish; *guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on*. ...Expand2263
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@prestongeoshsmith15213 years agoAlternative title: immortal winged war vet teaching his sons on how to scam a stranger with blocks of iron. 911
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@karma64003 years ago" but not as painful as what i inflicted on their enemies" hits really hard when you realize: 1. He killed wilbur, his own son, the most 2. He turned l' manburg into past-tense after the fact. l' manburg was will' s greatest enemy in the end, and phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did will. ...Expand1593
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@Emma-zk1xk3 years agoSam: " dream can' t escape because of a pp" ranboo: " you never know man! " best conversation ever. 355
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@mytheonix65033 years agoWhen sam said " you cant kill me" ranboo should have said " i know, but he can" technoblade joined the game. 4373
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@retrosavi4313 years agoImmortal angel attempts to bargain with sentient creeper while sassy teenage enderman acts as his hypeman. 581
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@xmangoz70403 years agoPhils dsmp character be like: and in the beginning, there was only phil. 1348
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@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore3 years ago" ranboo why are you even here, i was talking to phil" you hear ranboo holding back from flexing that the blocks phil is trading are his. 213
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@micah_eagle3 years agoThe fact that phil, as an ancient being, is just harassing a man for no reason besides thinking its funny, and having his enderman hybrid child follow (bruh i love that philza' s lore is really just a reference to him being a hardcore streamer who lived in the same world for 5 irl years, which is a hella long time in minecraft time, so he' s an ancient being with only one life because people who stream hardcore often live in those worlds for a long time, and the base of hardcore is that you only have one life, or else you' re done. they' re so good at storytelling i' m done. ...Expand363
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@cudalynns3 years ago" i' ll kill you and not write it down before i steal from phil" andyou dare say those things about phil or else" now that' s just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his dadza. 251
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@Hailey--3 years ago" ranboo is going full gen z" i mean, they weren' t wrong. 4105
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@accele.2313 years agoPhil only has 1 life because he' s canonically the only character playing in hardcore. 819
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@Vivles3 years agoCan we thank kristin for zooming in onto the in-game chat whenever phil wasnt vocally reading it? Because not having to pause in order to see what was b also i am totally down with taking the extra information we got about philzas character to headcanon that dsmp! Philza is that type of immortal being that can die, but stopped physically aging at a certain point in his life and therefore cant die from old age. And the reason he only has 1 canon life is because that was the consequence of living this type of life. ...Expand360
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@laxmechanaia60313 years agoPhil: centuries are mere childsplay for me. Says his character is extremely old, ranting in chat about how his life was like in centuries) the fandom: sure grandpa go back to sleep. 655
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@twelved49833 years agoIf ranboo says he doesnt want to remember something you did, you know you messed up. 439
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@hzombieman71383 years agoAlternate title: a internet dad and a 16 year old oreo bully a green mosster. 306
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@millyhearts3 years agoLove how an entire new piece of canonical angsty lore started as phil do you have any iron? 952
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@crystalbaker18703 years agoI dont need the get out of jail free card. i will merely just break out! 263
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@kryzai93023 years agoI am wise beyond my years. mere centuries are childplay. i have seen many of you fall, and you will not be the last the creator of minecraft this is poetry right here. ...Expand717
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@_JonahMarshall_3 years ago" access to the prison? " " no" phil: *and i took that personally*. 230
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@carpetjuise3 years agoHoly shit when phil looked at his 8 blocks of diamonds and said i dont need diamonds i remembered that techno had like 24 blocks. 898
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@meIIohi3 years agoThis went from " i' ll give you iron" to " i' ll give you angst" 116
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@KijinKitsunee3 years agoRanboo literally having a meltdown at philza offering all of his blocks is the funniest thing xd. 5632
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@Eztli__Void3 years ago" dream isnt going to get out because of a pp" " you never know man" " hes done some crazy stuff" " even " idk man" best. conversation. ever. ...Expand329
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@toshitajoshi38513 years agoIs everyone gonna ignore the fact that, sam creating a creeper farm, is effectively him mass murdering his kind for resources. Right? 703
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@stardeki3 years agoThe fact that they' re exchanging angst like this from an iron trade is flooring. 97
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@sammara32183 years agoPhilza: has sassed the redstone massta for a while now ranboo: dont worry dad! I got your back! I shall sass him the duck out! 114
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@aceofspades54983 years agoWhat is hilarious is that sam didnt even question how phil went from 32 ingots to 5 stacks. 79
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@narmo17983 years agoAlternativ title: dad teaches his children how to bully a stranger. 4238
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@shapeswitch_mood72213 years agoImagine when dream get out of prison, he tell awesamdude that " it' s all thanks to the sandstone pp. " 127
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@icee_lemon58543 years agoI love how all of phil' s kids just wanna defend his honor from bad men. 104
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@Thiccremoch1623 years agoThe shift from comedy to angst and then back is f a n t a s t i c. 67
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@thederpinator66363 years agoI feel like most people underestimate how incredibly wealthy ranboo is. 55
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@-memoryboyoak-84523 years agotubbo and ranboo spamming l' s me: trying not to die of choking on cake. 40
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@milkjuulpod51443 years agoSam: phil, i cant give you a canonical get out of jail free card! Thats plot armor: also sam: offers ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than phil not in jail. 3327
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@Mr.ButtersworthIII3 years agoAlternative title: a creeper wants iron but an old man tries to scam whilst an enderman shows off how much iron he hes and then the go out to an all out brawl. 163
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@corporalanonymous45893 years agoWhen tommy' s orig dad is bullying tommy' s adopted dad: 116
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@ghostie57833 years agoPhil - trying to get lore favors sam - not letting it happen ranboo - giving sam the sas with gen z energy. 8
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@solidzz75493 years agoRanboos best quote i dont want to remember this. 47
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@fnafchannel37963 years agoIt would of been funny if philza said that one urahara quote during the deal talk: oh stop! I' m just amerchant. 40
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@YellowPeej3 years agoPhilza does get to decide what minecraft funnies are. after all, he did invent minecraft. 683
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@littleg56643 years agoRanboo standing there with iron blocks in each hand made me laugh so hard for some reason. 42
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@DahliaInPurple3 years agoThat get out of jail free card from the regular cells couldve come in handy. Too bad sams so. Harsh. 13
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@breekinsbread93483 years ago" i don' t want to remember this" im flying slamaosos. 35
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@vicissomeone3 years agoAnd this, dear people, is why sam took ranboos last life. 11
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@coconoisette3 years agoSam: is there a redstone creation you lot want? phil: machine who can tear down a prison in 10 minutes. 8
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@Kate1nator3 years agoAlt title: ancient being harasses local prison warden edit: ah fuck yall liked this one didncha. 2413
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@eshaaann3 years agoEveryone looking at how they were arguing phil: puts a picture of his sons in his home. 29
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@rigmaroul3 years agoI swear ranboo has the most concentrated sass in the igc- sometimes on stream he just kinda y e l s in chat. 25
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@princess1219003 years agoRealized that techno going into the prison is absolutely why sam didn' t give phil anything to do with the prison, turns out it was for the lore the entire time xd. 11
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@firstnamelastname85343 years agoDream' s escape plan: bully sam till he lets you escape. 34
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@mia_theblade3 years agoRanboo: kill you! sam: you cant kill me. phil: i would have died if he said im a bad bitch you cant kill me! me: gets flashbacks of when he reacted to tommy getting killed. 19
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@erin80503 years agoIt' s a damn shame we don' t have ranboo' s perspective on this. Just imagine the levels of pure, concentrated sass. 618
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@bingus42143 years agoSam' s " steal from him and don' t write it down" killed me. 12
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@the_serotonin3 years agoIm surprised a war wasnt started over this based on theratio for this server. 36
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@BluetheBird3 years agoPhil i cannot canonically give you a get out of jail free card- dude i screenshoted that it, made me wheeze when this video came out- 34
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@bananasinfrench3 years agoOooh hey wait doesn' t this centuries old thing kinda retroactively explain thefairly muted reaction to his son' s death? He' s been through it so much it still hurts, but he knows how to keep functional through it, or something like that?. ...Expand54
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@iainclement43443 years agoThe title should be " creeper don' t know what iron blocks are" 40
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@peanutbuttergranolabar89013 years agoThe sleepy bois kids are just so overprotective of phil, yet slaughter eachother with no remorse. litterally the only thing that unites them is and maybe violence. ...Expand1352
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@breekinsbread93483 years ago" you' re the reason i' ve almost had villain arc twice in two days" lmfaosos true. 7
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@girthyballs66983 years agoThat get out of jail free card would of been real useful for techno right about now. 12
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@yaellevi54483 years ago Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY! 19
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@me_lefunnyfreak53663 years agothat get out of jail free card would have been mighty useful right about now. 9
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@anonymousunknown3103 years ago" i have ten days to bully you" - philza minecraft. 17
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@Vociferous3 years agoPh1lza: *bullys sam* sam: im seconds away from a creeper explosion. 723
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@paige_hewy3 years agoI know you probably wont see this but. Happy birthday philza! Thank you for being a dad to all of us! 17
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@Minecraftnerd-hx7js3 years agoRanboo the most resourceful of the 4 sons. 6
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@meIIohi3 years ago" get out of jail free feels like plot armour " hmmst. 12
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@AnonymousGarlicBreadEnjoyer3 years agoAfter sam stole phil' s child tommy he wanted to get revenge, of bullying him. 27
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@PeregrineDee3 years agoThe get out of jail free card hits different now. 6
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@s4m4chka3 years agoHis name is ph1lza minecraft and he is quite old. He is married to a woman, and that is interesting. 3548
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@littleg56643 years agoI was on foolish' s stream when that slap fight started and switched over to watch a bit of it before going to take a nap. God, that shit was so funny,. ...Expand9
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@readingsme56333 years agoIt' s so wierd that foolish said soh cah toa in chat because that' s what i' m currently learning in geometry. 10
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@navyox3 years agoWell. Now we know what he wanted the " get out of jail free" card for. 4
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@WeeBelle3 years agoPhil " i don' t need diamonds" ranboo with 2 stacks of blocks " poor person" 5
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@tonrio_3 years agoGOT ME DYING XD "SURE GRANDPA GO BACK TO SLEEP" BAHAHHAHAHAHHAH 5
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@aviara40353 years agoI wonder how many things will make minecraft 10% funnier. 15485
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@goodiegoodieplays16563 years agoRanboo is like the gen z child defending his grandpa in a fight with another grandpa. 4
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@kulvejiiva2673 years agoNobody: ranboo the moment anyone dies: l. 15
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@ShortAnt3 years agoAlternative title: a grandpa and an enderman laugh at a creeper for 16 minutes. 4
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@Moon-gn9px3 years agoThis is why we watch ranboo and philza. 5
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@mitunna3 years agoI just realized im older than minecraft- 28
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@Levi-xo6lo3 years agoEveryone: tommy hey buddy how ya doing those are some nice uh nice titles you got there! It would be a shame if something were to happen to them. 1225
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@Wowimsick2 years ago" i dont wanna remember this" was the most savage thing ive heard today lmao. 2
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@iwilldefeatiwilldefeatbruh97513 years agoPov: philza is slowly transforming into tommyinnit. 19
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@Enderkinght513 years agoDay 1 one of asking if phil and techno can start a hardcore series. 18
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@aubreywillis17263 years ago" foolish: soh cah toa" is killing me rn please. 2
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@spiritualviolation3 years ago" i hope their enemies suffered greatly" sam. One of phil' s enemies is literally under your care while playing animal crossing with a robot you built. What do you think. 6
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@CK-rf4yp3 years agoI love that when you add, 2 millenials, when one is canonically the age of around like how long earth was around. A creeper getting upset by another creeper,. ...Expand4
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@ryannetic3 years agoAlternative title: dadza tries to teach his little kids how to annoy & bully other ppl. 6
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and that ladies and gentlemen is how i lost it. 3233
thats our phil. 2781
also awesamdude: " what are iron blocks" 2071
sure grandpa go back to sleep. 1147
ranboo; *full gen z mode while defending phil' s honour*
phil; *wise old dad that' s
foolish; *guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on*. ...Expand 2263
immortal winged war vet teaching his sons on how to scam a stranger with blocks of iron. 911
1. He killed wilbur, his own son, the most 2. He turned l' manburg into past-tense after the fact.
l' manburg was will' s greatest enemy in the end, and phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did will. ...Expand 1593
ranboo: " you never know man! "
best conversation ever. 355
ranboo should have said " i know, but he can"
technoblade joined the game. 4373
you hear ranboo holding back from flexing that the blocks phil is trading are his. 213
they' re so good at storytelling i' m done. ...Expand 363
now that' s just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his dadza. 251
the fandom: sure grandpa go back to sleep. 655
a internet dad and a 16 year old oreo bully a green mosster. 306
i will merely just break out! 263
mere centuries are childplay.
i have seen many of you fall,
and you will not be the last
the creator of minecraft
this is poetry right here. ...Expand 717
" no"
phil: *and i took that personally*. 230
" you never know man"
" hes done some crazy stuff"
" even " idk man"
best.
conversation.
ever. ...Expand 329
ranboo: dont worry dad! I got your back! I shall sass him the duck out! 114
me: trying not to die of choking on cake. 40
also sam: offers ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than phil not in jail. 3327
sam - not letting it happen
ranboo - giving sam the sas with gen z energy. 8
oh stop! I' m just amerchant. 40
after all, he did invent minecraft. 683
phil: machine who can tear down a prison in 10 minutes. 8
edit: ah fuck yall liked this one didncha. 2413
phil: puts a picture of his sons in his home. 29
sam: you cant kill me.
phil: i would have died if he said im a bad bitch you cant kill me!
me: gets flashbacks of when he reacted to tommy getting killed. 19
dude i screenshoted that it, made me wheeze when this video came out- 34
litterally the only thing that unites them is and maybe violence. ...Expand 1352
Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY! 19
- philza minecraft. 17
sam: im seconds away from a creeper explosion. 723
hmmst. 12
ranboo with 2 stacks of blocks " poor person" 5
ranboo the moment anyone dies: l. 15
sam. One of phil' s enemies is literally under your care while playing animal crossing with a robot you built. What do you think. 6